Blob

Going down the pub with your mates for some beverages

Kallum "fancy going down the pub for a few blobs"

by Blobmaester October 22, 2018

Blob

A guy on the internet that rage quits when things don't go his way. Specifically in ROBLOX. He then finds other games and pretends to be happy. Other games tend to be ones where you can't really lose such as Fortnite. He also needs to DM Jet.

That kid such a Blob, he lost in a game on Roblox and broke his hand punching the wall. He then started playing Fortnite and killed himself a day later, huge titan sized gigantic Ecks Dee. Did I mention that he needs to DM Jet?

by MonchiGodShushu July 11, 2018

Blob

Blowjob

Hey babe, what's say you help me out with a blob considering you're making me go buy your tampons?

by Peakinowl June 4, 2018

blob and a half

Someone who is so disheveled that they no longer look like a human.

Wow, is that Jacob? She looks like a blob and a half.

by Don't worry about it. haha May 16, 2018

Blob pushing

sex

Primarily with the overweight but can be used as a descriptor for sex with other undesirable groups of people

I did some blob pushing with the fat girl from the office

by Seymour Cramp July 31, 2019

Go commit Blob

Committing suicide because you are an attention whore and nobody gives you attention so you are depressed.

You: i'm so depressed nobody likes my postcards collection i worked so hard on
Somebody: Go commit Blob

by WH1T3_No1SE March 25, 2019

Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019