blame

to put all of the consequences unto another person. Usually to get yourself out of trouble.

Teacher "Who poo'd all over the floor?"
Child, "I blame Jimmy!"

by Philip George September 19, 2005

Blamestorming

Where you all get to sit around and work out whos to blame for something going horribly wrong.

Today at work we all were called into the bosses office for a blamestorming session.

by Jewels49 February 4, 2010

Blam

Garbage Weed

Naa I ain’t like that weed, that shit was some BLAM. 😂

by Duffelbag Lz May 8, 2019

I blame Ace

I blame Ace refers to a ChromeHounds (XBox360) squad leader who's gamertag is FullMetal Ace. Whenever something would go wrong during a mission, whether it was bad luck or someone shooting a teammate in the back, the offender would shout "I blame Ace." As time has gone by, this has moved form being reserved to a gaming platform to being used in day to day life. So any time bad luck or just bad things happen, blame Ace!

You're killed by friendly fire, the offender shouts "I blame Ace! If you girlfriend is doing your best friend, I blame Ace. If you've just been fired from your job, I blame Ace! If the midget show has been cancelled at the strip club, I blame Ace!

by Wolfsblood2012 June 18, 2009

blame canada

Popular slogan because it solves all of life's little problems.

<CurtusTheTurtle> Aw, man! Mr Teddy from down the street's dog crapped all over my lawn!
<MrYupYup> *head pops up over fence* Bame Canada!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

I blame healing vision

Halifax specific term, comes from arcade culture. Used to claim that some failure you made is not your fault, but instead can be attributed to your own state of fatigue coming from playing too much DDR. (Especially if you actually did attempt Healing Vision.)

Is not an excuse for a poor sense of direction.

"Dude, why are you so dead today?"
"I blame healing vision."
"Oh, well then."

by Peter Smith September 20, 2004

Blammed

the most fire song in friday night funkin

hey jerry did you hear blammed? it's fire and made my computer explode

by icantfindanyaskers March 6, 2021