A phenomenon in which the resting face lacks animation and appears to look bitchy at all times, thus leading people to believe a person must be upset, a snob or a bitch.
Comments people with resting bitchface are eternally plagued by:
"What's wrong? Are you okay?"
"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"
"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."
"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."
"Why don't you smile more?"
"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."
How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."
"What's wrong? Are you okay?"
"Are you mad?/Sad/Depressed?"
"You know...Before I got to know you personally I thought you would be a snobby bitch."
"I bet you're the type of girl who has a major temper when you get mad."
"Why don't you smile more?"
"Why don't you cheer up?"
How we respond: "I'm fine...honestly." " No, nothing is wrong." "Yes, I'm sure."
How we want to respond: "IT'S JUST HOW MY FACE LOOKS, YOU ASSHOLES."
by ShimmyShimmyCocoLoco June 1, 2015
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A person who pretends to care about you/be your friend, gets you to trust them and then turns around and stabs you in the back, often using information that they've learnt about you (that you might've told them because you thought that the lying piece of shit was your friend) to come up with the best methods of torture/best insults, and ensuring that they hurt you as much as they possibly can.
by beepboopIwantcereal August 12, 2015
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Guy 2: Na. He jus tryin to test drive that bitch. Gotta see how she rides first.
Guy 1: Ok. Make sure she'll go all the way. Not get you half way there and quit on you.
GUY1: Exactly.
Guy 2: Na. He jus tryin to test drive that bitch. Gotta see how she rides first.
Guy 1: Ok. Make sure she'll go all the way. Not get you half way there and quit on you.
GUY1: Exactly.
by jayn3al March 22, 2017
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Guy 1: OMFG this girl needs to stop updating her facebook, nobody cares!
Guy 2: I know, she's a boogoti bitch.
Guy 2: I know, she's a boogoti bitch.
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A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.
The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.
A disease that leaves a person addicted and dependent to a bitch. If that bitch decides to leave him/her, that person becomes an emotional train wreck and does nothing but lay around and mope. In worst cases, that said person would think he/she is in an R&B music video- something worse than self-mutilation.
The only cure for Chronic Bitch Dependency is learning how to control the bitch and make her behave- hit the bitch if she doesn't do what you say until you achieved desired results.
APNS: "Uh, Mr. Dubuois my name is A Pimp Named Slickback and this, sir, is an intervention."
Tom: "An intervention?"
APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"
Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"
APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)
Tom: "An intervention?"
APNS: "Your friends have reason to believe that you are suffering from Chronic Bitch Dependency, Mr. Dubuois. May I call you Tom?"
Tom: "Is this some kind of joke?"
APNS: "Tom... Bitch Dependency is no laughing matter. Addiction to a bitch can fuck with your friends, your health, and scary enough, even your money. It's a disease, Tom."
(~Boondocks, season 2, episode 2)
by RROMM November 7, 2007
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