Doggy style birth

Where the mother gives birth whilst positioned on all fours.

Child: I was delivered via a doggy style birth. Her obligatory bowel movement hit me right in the face.

by Squeeze87 October 15, 2011

Alabama birth control

After blowing your load in a woman’s vagina you go down on her to eat out your load. Therefore preventing pregnancy.

Bro last night I had to use Alabama birth control with Jackie because I blew my load in her

by FraglyFrank June 28, 2018

Lampshade head birth

When a bitch give birth to an ugly baby that has a lampshade on its head. The baby can either be born with a lampshade on its head, or it could be placed on its head after the birth to hide the baby’s ugly face because it was too ugly for the world to see.

“Oh you’re a doctor? Omg have you ever seen a Lampshade Head Birth?!?”

“Oh did you hear she was a Lampshade Head Birth!?”
“Ha, you look like a Lampshade Head Birth!!”

by OfficialGary. August 22, 2021

birth canal lottery

Fate : the family you were born into.
Either you won it or you didn't.

Example :
Foster child #1 (sister of foster child #2) : We sure lost the birth canal lottery.
Foster child #2 : You sure said it, 'mana.

by mistrooth September 22, 2011

give birth to a diglett

to take a shit, curl one off, drop the kids of at the pool etc in reference to the turd like pokemon

dude i gotta give birth to a diglett

by Monk286 May 28, 2009

birth-control glasses

glasses worn by men or women, usually huge and bulky, that usually serve as a deterrent for sexual advances. could have the opposite effect for those that like the brainy look.

The girl at the party looked really hot with her heels, short skirt, and birth-control glasses.

by angelique clark August 09, 2006

near birth experience

When birth control fails but no pregnacy results.

When the condom broke last month I had a near birth experience.

by razman March 22, 2004