Parker Lee Bennett

A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.

Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:

Josh:

by 9090alex January 07, 2023

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An unimaginable amount of rizz only Hunter Bennett knows

Man I wish I knew the Bennett Special

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When you almost (by almost I mean you put ur hand on a girls thigh) finger a girl

Hunter was bouta give Claire the Bennett Special

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The Bennett special is a well kept secret of a sexual act that very few know.

Did u give her the Bennett special?

by ANaughtyMouse123 November 27, 2023

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The Bennett Special originated in Western Massachusetts from a young lad named Hunter. His rizz was so atrocious that it had been researched. It was given the name Bennett special. It is still unknown as to how the rizz would be preformed. All that is known is that Hunter may use the Bennett special, but it may never work.

Hunter did you try the Bennett Special? Yeah for some reason she didn't want to go in my closet.

by akkfsk sff January 23, 2024

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