Going full-on honey badger

To go nuts, or to become suddenly aggressive.

"We were having a nice conversation, and then he went full-on honey badger, cursing about my stance."

"They're lucky that going full-on honey badger isn't an option, because the police are watching."

by Leona Loots December 24, 2011

snow badger

A stealthy animal originaly found in the cairngorm mountains. A vicious little fucker that can rip a man's head off in two seconds flat.

see picture for a snow badger in a snow field

by Kate Jachacy September 25, 2005

Badger Spotting

The act of engaging in annonymous homosexual sex in a public park. This phrase comes from the University of Wisconsin Madison Badgers, where members of the schools Fraternities used to do this in order to hide their choice of lifestyle and yet give in to their urges.

Unknown to the other Frat brothers, Ryan often snuck out late at night for a little badger spotting in Camp Randal Memorial Park.

by MiguelSanchez93 November 5, 2009

poke badgers with spoons

A truly original sin... this quote is taken from an Eddie Izzard stand-up routine which talks about the Catholic idea of Original Sin. He talks about a guy going into confession and saying "Forgive me Father, for I have sinned... I poked a badger with a spoon." In response the priest says that's a truly original sin.

As seen on t-shirts, bumper stickers, etc.: "I poke badgers with spoons."

by Liz E.G. July 28, 2008

twat badger

a mixture of cocoa powder, maca and sherbert, put into a line and then snorted. it is thought absorbing the super foods through the nasal passage is the best way to consume them. twat badger is often found at small uk festivals.

dave: i am feeling well rough today
carl: best have a line of twat badger to brighten yourself up

by bubblehahahahahahahaha July 29, 2014

Bede

A very sexy man. To be called Bede by anyone, whether or not it's your name, is one of the highest honours a man can get.

Girl 1: look at that guy over there.
Girl 2: oh my! I bet his name is Bede!
Girl 1: he's definitely a Bede.

by Sexy boi Bede October 19, 2019

st bedes

People who attend St beds are all tramps from Lawrence Weston who can barely afford a doughnut from lidl in the morning before school. Girls at St bedes have their skirts so high their saggy arses hang out. St bedes is the right destination for your child if you want them to become a chav.

Her skirts so high her fanny is hanging out
Yeah she's from St bedes

by rufurnvruncdimciedeiju February 19, 2019