Bearding

An abstract/emotional verb meaning to lie to someone. This phenomenon is actually very old going back to the year 1877 of the days of Horace Beard, Sr. In those days, Horace was the town drunk, and always tried to get a free shot of whiskey from the town bar by telling the bartender that he was getting paid the following week.
The tradition continues even to today, with many people bearding many other people.

Daniel: Hey man, I just installed anti-gravity plates on my truck.

Jason: Man, there's ain't no such thing as anti-gravity plates for civilians, or any other ones that humans might produce. Well, maybe the Japanese, but I'm sure you don't have your hands on any.

Daniel: Naw man, I got anti-gravity plates from my dad who got them from the army.

Jason: Daniel, I believe you to be Bearding me. Don'tcha be bearding me, biyah.

by Dick Darringer March 30, 2010

Beandip

A fancy Mexican Baptism.

What do you call a Mexican Baptism?...A Beandip.

by Mr. Kurly July 13, 2007

bearding

(vb)- the act of rubbing one's beard on someone. Can be done to any part of the body.

Girl 1: So how far'd you get with Beardguy last night?
Girl 2: Well. . . he ended up bearding me for a while.
Girl 1: No f*cking way!

by jasperismycar November 14, 2011

beautific

1.) Exceeding Beautiful

2.) embodying the most amount of beauty personally conceivable

Boyfriend: "Baby you are beautific! So beautiful!"

Girlfriend: "Awww you're so sweet."

by Domingosaurous November 4, 2010

beandinger

Someone who throws beans at things and thus creates a dinging sound upon impact - a beandinger.

He bingdinged his way to the top that little lima, what a little beandinger.

by Witbomb October 10, 2011

beautification

The process of making one beautiful.

Her beautification ritual was almost complete. Just a final coat of mascara and she would be ready to go.

by ro7 December 13, 2012

beautievs

a beautiful funny person that deserves the world and everything amazing coming towards them <3 I love them

beautievs is beautiful and funny.

by quackity_jacobsyerie December 11, 2021