beatin' the block

driving around a residential neighborhood with speakers on blast, also tippin or swingin

Jeremy-"Where's your brother today?"
Ashley-"Oh, he's out beatin' the block."

by Ashley & Jeremy May 4, 2008

Tahiti Beating

1)Getting motorboated by a woman by her breasts , instead of by mouth

2)Repeatedly having breasts shaken in your face from side to side

Man that stripper gave me a tahiti Beating last night , My face is still sore.

by Darrel Alderman II August 5, 2010

beating up the turtle head

When an uncircumsized guy masterbates at a fast enough rate to make his cock head pop in and out.

Tony O nearly passed out beating up the turtle head to a Sears catalog last night.

by Tri-State dumb ass's February 7, 2008

Joseph Beton

When a person performs a Joseph Beton, it is said that they open up there anus and stuff as many cakes down it as possible!

Drury: "I eat iced buns in one bite."
Joseph Beton: "I eat iced buns through my arse because i'm so fucking fat."

by A_Warrenist October 22, 2010

beatin

having sex fuckin clappin digging out

dog, i was beatin this girl when her boyfriend walked in!

by p. Bills July 20, 2006

bentonc

To be in love with one's professor.

I bentoncked Diane freshman year.

by Mahmoud J March 25, 2008

beatknickin'

A beatknickin' is an ass whooping from Pasa-get-down-dena (where the grass is greener and the girls are meaner) Once you have received a beatknickin' you'll never forget it. The beatknickin' is not your typical drunken barroom brawl, which makes it that more dangerous. Those at high risk for a beatknickin'; the party-goer who overstays his welcome, the obnoxious know-it-all who uses his loud mouth to compensate for his small penis, the delusional baller-on-a-budget that hits up on every girl in the room, completely oblivious to his lack of game, anyone who doesn't appreciate Kid Rock, or the fool that doesn't believe that there WILL be a quiz later. Beware, the beatknickin' knows no gender. Females at risk; any dumb bitch that your guy roommate brings home from the club, and she never leaves. This type of girl can usually be dealt a verbal beatknickin' which is just as painful, the only difference is you never have to leave the couch. Beatknickin's are not confined to the city limits and have become internationally known; the mere mention of a beatknickin' can result in an upgrade to first class, an obscene amount of airline bloody mary's, and a free pass through customs.

Warning: Do not end up on the wrong end of a beatknickin'!

If Coy misses this flight, everyone's getting a beatknickin'!

by MuffinlovesFirecracker September 24, 2012