bernard

a heartless selfish being who usually dont care until karma kicks in. dont wash and get with any kind of trash that throws itself at him over the prize. never care what he lost. a goodlooking hoe lovin douchbage.

yo bernard had a sexy as girl. what happen?

-he done with her. he got with that hoe now. she ain got no respect for him or herself. now he stuck with her. smh

how he get a girl anyway, nigga stink !

by trymefoo September 28, 2011

bernards high school

the school that has "new" carpeting (which smells like piss), doesnt have AC even though theres so damn man rich people in that town,has fights happening like everyother day, has drug deals going on in the middle of the hallway, has more minories then caucaisans,where richass kids pay for theyre lunch in nickles, and where you get anything stolen,where girls where fucking coach converses,where if you dont have a other brandname (aka LV) purse you are considered poor and uncool, and above all where almost any student can outsmart almost any teacher, and considering the IQ of most of the students, that IS saying something.

You have to love Bernards High School's ability to not realize how many probelms there are.

by honest student 000 January 19, 2005

Lake bernard Park

Lake bernard Park is the bestplace in the world. Found in Sunridge Ontario Canada. You go in the summer it is beautiful there are dances parks a beach etc. It is not like camping at all really, you have hot water and hydro. IT IS AWESOME

Girl one: Where should I go this summer?

Girl two: Idk Disney Land

Girl one: I guess but I wanted somewhere better

Girl three: What about Lake Bernard Park

Girl one: Yes thats it I love your awesome idea

Girl Two: CAN I COME ?!?!?!!?!

both girls: Yes we wouldnt want you to miss it

by 2-good-4-U January 2, 2012

San Bernardino County

San Bernardino County is located in California but also the United States's biggest county by size behind Coconino County in Arizona. San Bernardino County got it's name from it's county seat San Bernardino. People like to exaggerate how bad is it but San Bernardino has wonderful cities like Redlands, Rancho Cucamonga, Upland, Ontario (is also a city in California), and Chino Hills. San Bernardino County is part of The Los Angeles Metropolitan Area but except desert cities like Victorville or Barstow. San Bernardino County has a fellow friend Riverside County. Yucaipa has a school district that is between two cities but different counties. But Riverside County accepts the district to have partnership to Calimesa.

I live in San Bernardino County and it's improving on keep the crime down

San Bernardino County

by HanakoKunFan April 9, 2021

bernardo

a guy that looks hot because has a good body, but actually has an ugly face, but you cant see it because its covered with hair.

girl: OMG, that guy is hot!
boy: naah, thats a bernardo

by FabiiT October 27, 2008

bernard manning

an old timmer comedian born in fucking 1930 he is still famous but not as much as in the cunts old time he tells jokes about his mother-in-law he is crude,sick and what he does the most to make his acts offensive racism thats what the fans look for out of him he is very fat hes brought out
alot of videos(such as bernard bites back,banging with manning,bernard manning shooting from the lip,bernard manning on the job,a dirty evening with bernard manning and more)hes brought out one DVD(an audience with bernard and friends:starring david beckham,and victoria beckham)hes into football he supports manchester because thats where he was conceived from he has a fan club in manchester called the embassy hes aloud to smoke,and drink there he ussually talks to the audience there he is turning old so he wont be doing alot of gigs anymore(so sorry if you have just known about him and think he might be a comedian for you)he swears as much as chubby brown uses the word cunt as much as him so manning your fucking brilliant the comedian john thomson on a DVD called 'steve coogan live 'n' lewd' did an impersonation of bernard manning and changed the name of him to 'bernard righton' anyway bernard your the bollocks

bernard manning:i went into this pub right and this guy i seen was well pissed when he came in and he said 'you'se on the left are a shower of bastards and you'se on the right are a shower of cunts' and one guy on the left said 'iam not a bastard' he said 'well go over there with the cunts then'.LOL
i once bought my kids for christmas a set of batteries and it said at the back toys not included.LOL
iam glad iam not bisexual i would hate to be put down by men the way i do by women.LOL

by Jackroll September 15, 2006

Bernard

A person with an extremely small penis. almost invisible to the naked eye. So small you can pick a lock with it.

I was so excited to screw my new boyfriend, til he dropped his pants and showed me his Bernard.

by Brown Hole July 6, 2011