Bearding

(Verb) The contagious act of spreading one's beard by any form of bearded face to non-bearded face contact.

Sgt. Bigelow reports that his wife is now growing a beard due to bearding:

"Luckily I don't have to shave for work. The wife isn't to keen on it yet but I think it's growing on her"

by Scraptastic October 4, 2013

bending steel

The noise men make while defecating in a public restroom. The strain and nose.

You walk into DFW and here some guy go .."hugggghhhhhhh", like he's trying to bend steel. Yet, he is just trying to pass a turd. " Good God, is that guy bending steel in there"?!!!!!!

by bending steel February 14, 2014

cross branding

defecating immediately after a person defecated previously in the same bathroom. generally said bathroom features a single toilet. however, in the case of particularly odoriferous defecators, cross branding may occur where said bathroom features several stalls. cross branding is the effect by which the two distinct odors combine to form a single, gag-inducing odor.

Guy One: I had to poo so badly that I used the bathroom immediately after Tom finished taking a dump. The distinct odors of our feces combined to form one foul smell.

Guy Two: Wow, that sounds like some serious cross branding.

by Stinky Franklin June 22, 2009

branding

Trimming a chick's pussy

I branded her pelt with my signature chicane

by Chizzy May 2, 2003

beansing

to throw up

in honor of The Zimm

Dude, Zimm drank so much Natty Light that he is beansing in the bathroom

by Fativer April 6, 2003

Bending the Round

1. when someone is gaining weight or slowly fading into a state of physically unfit. i.e. "I am bending the round." or "He or (She) has been bending the round." "I've been bending the round."

2. when someone has ate too much or feels stuffed after eating too much. i.e. First person: "How was dinner?" Second person: "Oh man, I'm bending the round right now." Or in reference to someone else at the table, "Man you are bending the round right now!"

fat huge eating weight full unfit Bending the Round gluttonbig stuffed

by Stewy Stew July 18, 2009

Bending your mind

exercising your mind. mind blown.

Bending your mind: Trevor has been bending his mind instead of doing his homework.

by asianrocks September 26, 2014