shovel ready

The state or condition of being near death. Exhausted or completely worn out. Passed its useable life.

The doctor referred to his terminal patients as "shovel ready"

by TCJohnson March 7, 2009

ready family

A family where 2 ppl get 2gether and can't hve anymore kids cause its 2 many there already

When a man wants to be in a relationship with a women but he finds out she already has 7 kids. But he can't do that because she has a "ready family" and he wants to have his own kids.

Sentence: Mama said, "Avoid those ready families"

How about... I was about to get with this girl and then I found out she had a ready family.

by E. Clellan August 12, 2011

getting ready

the excessive amount of time a person, usually female and teenaged, spends primping in front of the mirror to impress some stupid sleazy boy who couldn't care less. Can include showering, blowdrying, straightening/curling hair, makeup, and clothing-selection.

Lauren spent an hour getting ready for the party at Derrick's.

by Aliiiiii March 29, 2008

The Lemonade Is Ready

You have to pee really bad.

"Dude are you okay?"

"Yeah I'm good, the lemonade is ready and I need to pour it"

"Oh...ii"

by NessaStarz July 30, 2009

Alert Ready

The Canadian version of the Emergency Alert System. Its attention tone is pure ear rape, but does its job well.

Alert Ready notified me about that tornado yesterday. Just wish the warning tone wasn't so obnoxious.

by Hyperb2002 May 28, 2017

Ready to Watch

A 12 year old British youtuber who does cool videos.

I think ready to watch is a great youtuber.

by cupshgtrghgh October 14, 2020

walmart-ready

The opposite of "camera-ready". Barely needing to be presentable at all, because its Walmart. Low maintenance. Wearing just sweatpants and an undershirt.

Ryan- "We're about to go to the store, so get ready."
Rachel- "Do I need to get dressed? Or are we talking walmart-ready?"

by camera-ready August 28, 2013