Batman

Here is all you need to know about Batman:
He's the goddamn Batman.

Person 1: "Hey, why did he get pulled into the sky by that parachute thing? He could've just went to the airport."

This is not the correct question.

ANSWER: He's. the. goddamned. Batman.

by The Batman Advisory Team October 6, 2008

Backdoor Batman

The act of "greek" intercourse with a lady, during which you shoot her parents.

known in england as an inbound injustice.

"I shall have my revenge! Donald gave me a Backdoor Batman last night and I demand justice!"

Giraffe 1
"got all messed up on bath salts last night and gave my girl a Backdoor Batman."

Giraffe 2
"What the hell!? Why were her parents in the room?"

by My fear of clowns holding pies August 19, 2012

Batmobile

The car driven by the masked adventurer Batman, usually represented in films and comics as a large, powerful vehicle with onboard weapons systems.

Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!

by Sklooby April 24, 2008

crank dat batman

When you are screwing a girl as she lays on her stomach with her face in the pillow, and you nut inside of her and disappear before she turns around.

I brought a girl home from the bar last night and i just had to crank dat batman.

by Shocka1212 February 15, 2008

batman

to go missing without notice

The guy did a batman on me again.

by the_intern June 28, 2008

holy shit balls batman

the act of being so surprised that u scream out "holy shit balls batman"

holy shit balls batman is that your new car

by zack milf December 14, 2011

Batmobile

The act of lighting a fart while having sex. It not only looks awesome, it also gives you an extra boost on the forward thrust.

After leaving taco bell last night, I gave Wendy the batmobile.

by CptMisery June 23, 2011