Batman

A grown man who still runs around in a cape throwing things and playing hide and seek with a clown.

Joker: grow up batman.
Batman: at least I stopped using my moms makeup, wait I can't.

by Derek Wolfe October 24, 2016

Batman

(1) n. Created in the late 1930s, by Bob Kane, Batman's main goal was to be a "superhero who would sell as well as Superman."

Like Superman, he was given a tragic past and a reason to fight. But, unlike Superman, he has no powers of his own, and relies on theatrics and fear to get his message across. He dresses like a Bat to invoke fear in his enemies.

He has a network of associates known as the "Bat Family," which includes: Nightwing (Dick Grayson, the first Robin), Robin (Tim Drake), Oracle (Barbra Gordon, the first Batgirl), Batgirl (Cassandra Cain). Previously, he has taken Jason Todd and Stephine Brown under his wing, both as Robins (the second and fourth ones, respectively), and both were murdered.

Since his inception, Batman has appeared in comic books, cartoons, movies, plays, and various other media. He currently stars, and is featured, in various DC comic books.

also see: The Batman, The Dark Knight, Bruce Wayne, vengence, the night

(2) v. To suddenly appear or disappear without bringing attention to oneself, as Batman is known for doing.

(1) "Batman is probably the coolest superhero of all time."

(2) "I didn't even see her leave! She pulled a total Batman!"

by plume radio October 3, 2005

Batmanned

1. To exit a scene without anyone being aware of it

2. To jump down from higher ground and attack an unsuspecting individual or group thereby gaining the element of surprise in a fight

1. Friend #1: Man where did Zach go?
Friend #2: Yeah he was just here.
Friend #1: I think he just Batmanned us.

2. Anthony totally Batmanned Max with a Laser Sword in Halo 3

by Dark Mocha Frappachino June 20, 2008

Batman Exit

When you leave a group without anyone knowing

Flash: Batman hit him with your....hey where did he go?
Superman: No clue
Flash: Damn another batman exit

by Hukuku January 27, 2010

Batwanger

Troll with a hole and a knob

I was fucked up one night and ended up cornholing a batwanger

by trollfaced batwanger July 15, 2003

Good Thinking Batman

Phrase used to show agreement when someone has a good idea, implying the person has a good idea and if needed can fight crime.

Frank:...so we get wasted and enter the party fashionably late and totally wasted then leave before 6am, so we don't have to clean anything up.
Adam: Good thinking Batman

by JackKavanagh March 30, 2008

Bathing the dog

Bathing the dog is where you shove your balls in someone's asshole. The reason this maneuver is called 'bathing the dog' is because it's as difficult as bathing a dog.

I'm going to go bathe the dog on your dead grandma.

by raw January 18, 2005