finger bashing

The art of finger pumping a female violently barracuda style

Ouch I'm so sore jon gave me a finger bashing last night

by Angry Jon January 22, 2012

clam bashing

When two lesbians engage in the scissor manouvere.

Would you like to join me in the woods for some clam bashing?

by CJFOXTROTTER May 31, 2011

limiter bash

Limiter bash, gets the gash.

Ohhhhhh that hit guy just limiter bashed all the way up Glenmore St, excuse me while I swallow him with my vaginal flaps.

by Dr. Scary Pants November 5, 2013

moshy bashing

The act of chavs moshing

'oi kid you wanna rail a fat line of sniff and go moshy bashing?'

by chimplips April 15, 2009

bashful colon

Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.

After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.

by Surlygirl July 13, 2006

Bashful Turtle

When, whether due to overly-restrictive clothing, uncomfortably low temperatures, or the use of stimulants, a man's penis retreats almost entirely into his body. In extreme cases it's possible for even an uncircumcised male's member to completely disappear from view, leaving only the outer skin of his penis bunched up like the neck skin of a turtle hiding its head in its shell.

"Man, these running short are too tight. When I got to the bathroom it took me a minute to take care of the bashful turtle so I could take a leak."

"I swear I'm never hooking up on a ski trip again. When his pants came off all you could see was his bashful turtle."

by emmdeejay April 23, 2010

Bashing the meat

The act of vigorous female masturbation

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"

by LB69 May 14, 2016