Barnacle

A vagina or cunt

I put my dick in your mom’s barnacle

by A guy with a 12 ft penis December 28, 2022

barnacle bonanza

where mackenzie duckworth and bradley sherrington shit in each others ears and rub their inny and outy belly buttons together until they poo and wee

leon: do you wanna do the barnacle bonanza?
shaun: no we're not bradley!!

by barnaclehead42 July 2, 2023

Barnacle

The namesake of Lil Barnacle.

LIL BARNACLE IS THE ONLY GOD

DEATH TO ISRAEL

by Lil barnacles #1 fan March 6, 2024

Barnacle Fart

Barnacle Farting is an act of getting so pissed off that you uncontrollably empty bucket loads of jizz out of your nards

Fuck dude I’m sorry I just barnacle farted all over your room, I was on a 7 kill streak in cod

by MoistMustard November 23, 2024

barnacle head

calling a person an Idiot but adding an under water twist to keep it family friend as mentioned in the TV sitcom Spongebob Sqaurepants

you forgot your soda Barnacle Head

by 1Shot Duke January 4, 2025

Barnacle Stroking

To scrub oneself while taking a cold shower.

Guy 1 "Bro I had such a nice time barnacle Stroking it last night."
Guy 2 "I'm not a fan of the cold, but you do you bro."

by Biggus-Meatus June 10, 2025

Barnacle ballsack

Barnacle ballsack is something you say when your surprised or when you see the penis of the man youve been stalking for 7 months

Nate:Holy barnacle ballsack, thats a big dick!

Steve: What the fuck are you talking about you faggot you bitch ass dyke you stalking hoe your a fucking whore.

by Imanasshole123.com December 17, 2025