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Mother barn

An agricultural building very rarely on farms used for various purposes. A mother barn generally refers to a structure that houses mothers, including the pregnant. Much like a prison camp, those mothers that are captured and sent to the mother barn never make it out.
Harmy: I have your mother will have a happy birthday :)
Everyone else: You HAVE?! Release them, or we'll have to break into the mother barn!
by PisceanPrince May 30, 2022
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Christian Barn Dance

Sex move where you wiggle the tip of your dick around her butthole debating whether or not it is worth going to Hell for.
Guy 1: Oh man I am totally going to Hell.
Guy 2: Why? What did you do this time?
Guy 1: Mid sex, I had a Christian Barn Dance. I still stuck my dick in her ass.
by cmpgamer November 8, 2014
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Red Barn

One of the first bars for the emerging gay community in ye old days of Las Vegas.
Two men skip holding hands to the Red Barn. "Two beers for two queers!"
by dagwood5 June 19, 2013
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Dancing around the barn

Metaphor used to describe a person that is attempting to avoid and delay answering questions being posed to them by replying with answers not related to the questions being asked.
During the police interrogation of the suspect, Sean, the young Irish cop, grew tired and shouted, "Okay, it's time to stop dancing around the barn, either give us the answers or go to jail!"
by Sacramento Solon December 16, 2016
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Wood Barn

extremely large ass, one with perfectly round proportions. FIRM, TIGHT, JIGGLY...basically one beautiful ass.
Ashley has one big ol' wood barn.
by K-B-K sandwich August 5, 2008
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Zarn Barn

That level you hit when you're super stoned
Ex: Bruh im definitely in the zarn barn
by Yung Fiji Fre$h July 7, 2019
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ass-barn

A mythical place where the hottest of hot girls hang out. Not only are the girls very attractive, but also dressed to show it off.
Steve: Man, the girls here are unbelievable today.

Akers: Bet, Its like the ass-barn!
by spankdaddy November 14, 2011
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