Bapkin

A person with a small penis

Hey did you see joe. He’s totes bapkin

by DickSwanson October 14, 2019

banking

To count on something.

I'm not banking on winning the lottery, but if it happens then it happens.

by kamealeilani January 26, 2009

Barkony

A place where dogs go to bark, very similar to a balcony.

Hank, the Great Dane, is too big to be inside, so he steps out onto the barkony.

by HAAAAANK September 7, 2009

barking

A term for the firing of a weapon(s), usually a gun, that is used commonly in conjunction with the word 'stick' (gun) and has an intimidating, murderous connotation.

It's not to be confused with the place Barking, East London.

If this was us, sticks would be barking on this estate, but they are pussies.

by snhater March 22, 2011

beard backing

When two heterosexual men share a bed (probably out of necessity) and one accidentally rubs the other man's back with his beard - causing sudden anxiety in both parties

Seb, can you stop beard backing me? It's really freaking me out

by kenilworth75 March 8, 2010

barrington illinois

barrington illinois is one of the best towns out there, a lot of rich people.
though manyy pot smokers and cocaine users

barrington can be really boring though
also known to many as "borrington"

---20 miles or so from chicago---

do you guys know where barrington illinois is?
yah its in illinois about 20 miles from chicago i heard a lot of people smoke pot there.
hey man i live there and i am rich!

by l k June 21, 2006

baking cupcakes

A euphemism for not getting any sex, and possibly doing another activity (ie: stress baking) to relieve the stress of celibacy.

Cindy: What's up, Jon?
Jon: Just hanging out, baking cupcakes.
Cindy: Oh, I love cupcakes! Save me some!
Jon: That's not what I...oh, never mind. Wanna do it?
Cindy: Not really
Jon: Then I guess I'll keep baking cupcakes.

by failboy September 20, 2009