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Barber’s Lollipop

an unshaven mans pubic area covered in strawberry sauce
I gave jenny from tri delt the barber’s lollipop last night
by Paul Phinebaum April 24, 2020
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Barber

WoW yOu ReAlLy NeED tO cOnSuLt WiTh YoUr BaRbEr
by THELIFEADISER February 20, 2020
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John the barber

Doing a John the barber is when you make love or have sexual relationships with a wealthy woman while her husband is on a business trip then after having said sexual interlude one takes his now post orgasm penis and wipes said penis on the drapes of the wealthy woman house .
Man after I Bust a nut in old girl I had no choice but to do a John the barber and then I was Gucci and I rolled.
by Johnny Skulls July 15, 2024
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The Grim Barber

Basic ass barber with tattoos and frenchies. Drives slow in a fast car.
Homie has a fresh cut probably from The Grim Barber
by Toasty_666 November 24, 2021
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Barber

A person you go to to get your haircut. Going to these people is a huge mistake because they will fuck it up one way or another. At the end of it all, they ask if you like it and you ALWAYS say yes! This idiot literally fucked up your hair, and you tell him that it looks good? That's insane! The worst part of it all is that you give him money for fucking up your hair!
Don't go to GreatClips, the barbers there can and will mess your hair up the day before prom. Literal psychopaths, these guys are.
by all-hail-cthulhu July 25, 2024
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isabelle barber

an absolute nob. maybe wash ur fanny. and pls stop saying ur preggers, lol u got chlamydia
oh my god kyle, it’s isabelle barber
“oh she’s well fishy ain’t she dave”
by ursecretadmirerxoxox April 23, 2020
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Emily rose barber

Best person in the whole wide world, she is so hot that nobody can even contain the level of hotness, every time she looks at anyone they melt instantly, she is so funny and smart and she is dating Dylan o brien. So her new name is Emily o brien
Ooh it’s Dylan’s wife, Emily rose barber
by Hotemmy September 13, 2020
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