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Banter Bull

When someone from a group is selected to be the 'banter bull' and whenever there is 'banter' in your group. the banter bull has to charge at the victim of the banter and jab them with his hands and shout banter. the other members of the group are welcome to join in as well
Chris: i love banter

Banter Bull: BANTER BANTER
by ryan0738 September 29, 2012
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Banteristic Mechanisms

Offensive and strong banter to be taken as a joke but often not.
nob : "Oi mate lets go for a cheeky nandos after JD'S lads "
Archbishop of banterbury: "Fuck off, like you can afford that you use a rope as a belt!"
nob: *crying* "oi my nan was on that boat :("
Archbishop of banterbury:" Only banteristic mechanisms ,trust mate lets av a cheeky nandos!"
nob: aight bruv
by BantaClausOfLondon June 2, 2015
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Banter Clique

A group of people who express much banter with each other more regularly and intensely than others in the same surrounding area. Typically made up of young males, with one member of the group usually being of Chinese decent.
John, I was in the office today and the lads in blue corner were getting particularly rowdy and expressing a series of teasing remarks. I believe they have formed a banter clique. I will contact HR.
by A/Cool June 5, 2015
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banter blindness

When you talk too much on dating apps before meeting, you have a hard time accepting when they're not right for you IRL.
We talked so much before it was awkward when we didn't connect. I think I'm going to go on a second date to be sure. Maybe I'm just suffering from banter blindness.
by alpal86 June 13, 2017
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BanaZerped

When you break something but fix it just enough, that the next person to use it thinks they broke it.

Often the tactic of offspring produced by a Banana and an Autistic.

Can be used as a setup for a prank, out of plain stupidity, or while trying to cover your own ass.
I BanaZerped the toilet so the next dude will think he clogged it.

The front of the printer fell off! I've been BanaZerped again.....
by TalonZahn June 24, 2019
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santa banter

Oh my god, did you hear that Christmas joke?

That was some solid Santa banter
by Clifton Reed August 29, 2016
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Dead banter

When some one has no humour or thinks that they provide banter when really it is shit.
Matt - your da sells Avon

Thomas - yeah well your ma sells Avon

Lewis - dead banter that
by Tommy.Shelby August 26, 2018
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