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rocky balboa

After having been blue-balled by some skank, you wait for her to fall asleep and expel ejaculate over the entire surface of her eyes. Upon waking she will experience vision much like that of Rocky in his movies after a fight.
That goat (aka Stevie Nicks) really learned its lesson after a gave it the rocky balboa.
by Spencer Banks August 27, 2006
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Ballocaust

When 2 men go ass-to-ass and shove their balls into each other's assholes.
The ballocaust? That's when Mosier shoved his balls up my ass, man.
by Superhonky October 3, 2011
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balboni

Initial sexual excitation that is quickly extinguished by a strong distraction.
"Darling, please forgive this morning's balboni. The boss called with with more insistent demands."
by Dominulus December 9, 2008
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Crusty Balboa

The act performed right before climax of knocking a girl unconscious with a well placed punch and ejaculating on her face after the fact. When she wakes up she will have a crusty layer on her skin as well as a headache. Named for boxing legend Rocky Balboa.
She was blowing me and right before I finished I dropped her with a left and finished on her face and hair. It was my first ever Crusty Balboa!
by CupOHotCarl May 12, 2011
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Baleout

Going ape shit on someone for little to no reason.

being a total prick.
The economy is in the toilet, I need to baleout on someone(you).
by Christian Fail February 4, 2009
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balboaing

IT is when either the guy or girl wraps his or her legs around the persons head and the person who wraps his legs around gets his dick or vagina licked and sucked.
Dude, last night me and this chick were balboaing.
by Mr Jesse May 4, 2006
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Balfour's Law

Loosely based on Godwin's Law, Balfour's Law states that whenever an Israel or Jewish thread takes place online and a poster performs a threadjack by stating that Israel never should have existed in the first place, said poster automatically looses the argument and the thread is effectively over. When used in conjunction with Godwin's Law, poster will thereafter be know as an "asshat," and will be prone to ridicule and or biatch slapping on any thread in which he or she posts.
"Here we were talking about hot IDF chicks and this douche nozzle had to go and invoke the wrath of Balfour's law. What a mouth breather."
by Rob Gennet September 6, 2008
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