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A nonce or someone you don’t like is a dickhead
Mrs Johnson is a battyfish
Battyfish by Bunty sund January 16, 2020
Typically a male that has sexual intercourse with another male.
Look the battyfish stand up over there.
Battyfish by Badbishkelly April 10, 2022
a battyfish is a nonce. a child nonce to be exact. ect: a boy who likes to grind on kids
what the fuck steve ur dancing on a 12 year old your 16 you battyfish
battyfish by edithjones January 26, 2020

Battyfisher

A battyboy who "fishes" around the arsehole of his victim. Usually after a meal.
Holmsie decided that after his curry, he would go battyfishing. He was a world-class battyfisher
Battyfisher by MT2009 June 23, 2009
A man who becomes sexually aroused while in the company of other men.
A male who has sexual encounters with another male.
A male who listens to R& B music.
male A: "is that the new ashanti song?"

male B: "Get your Battyfish hands off me!!"
battyfish by Johnny Celebrity January 23, 2005
A battyfish is a person who like kid but not in a friendly way, so They are basically a nonce.
e.g. Every teacher
Did you know Mr pinel is a battyfish
Battyfish by My cum so fly January 15, 2020
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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