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Baltofish 

A grand and glorious steel fish manned by the greats bunch of would be pirates ever assembled. Hull number 704, freedom day. It prowled the deep in constant search for possible threats and foes.
I watched the silhouette of the Baltofish slip beneath the surface as it went on its hunt.
Baltofish by Subvet704 June 29, 2018
Words you can keep
A nonce or someone you don’t like is a dickhead
Mrs Johnson is a battyfish
Battyfish by Bunty sund January 16, 2020
Typically a male that has sexual intercourse with another male.
Look the battyfish stand up over there.
Battyfish by Badbishkelly April 10, 2022
a battyfish is a nonce. a child nonce to be exact. ect: a boy who likes to grind on kids
what the fuck steve ur dancing on a 12 year old your 16 you battyfish
battyfish by edithjones January 26, 2020

Battyfisher

A battyboy who "fishes" around the arsehole of his victim. Usually after a meal.
Holmsie decided that after his curry, he would go battyfishing. He was a world-class battyfisher
Battyfisher by MT2009 June 23, 2009
A man who becomes sexually aroused while in the company of other men.
A male who has sexual encounters with another male.
A male who listens to R& B music.
male A: "is that the new ashanti song?"

male B: "Get your Battyfish hands off me!!"
battyfish by Johnny Celebrity January 23, 2005
A battyfish is a person who like kid but not in a friendly way, so They are basically a nonce.
e.g. Every teacher
Did you know Mr pinel is a battyfish
Battyfish by My cum so fly January 15, 2020
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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