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balgoss

A species of hulking creatures that have a bulky body and back that is covered with a protective shell, huge arms with hands and feet with four long claws, a knobby head, unhinged jaws with sharp teeth, short tail, white eyes, a pig snout, and has a horrible guttural scream.

This creature came from the 1991 Capcom arcade game called Three Wonders as the second boss.
The balgoss liked living underground.
by The Ferocious Whomper September 25, 2021
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Balloon balls

The term used when a males scrotum smells like a burst latex balloon.
Scott wasn’t happy at work today. This morning his wife started giving him oral sex but she stopped before finishing the job because he had balloon balls.
by Fat Sticks August 1, 2023
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Balloon Ass

A creative way to say bubble butt, Usually used by Looners or people who have a very different vocabulary
person 1: damn! emily has such a round big ass!
person 2: now thats what i call a balloon ass!
person 1: yeah! indeed!
by Bloxlol August 21, 2023
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uno ballo

1. pain in the asshole who asks "do you want this cock?" while you are sleeping

2. the one-balled wonder

3. anthony of the one balls
by Keith D March 5, 2008
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Hollywood Balloon Knot

When someone, probably in the porn business, gets their butthole botoxed so it's silky smooth and wrinkle free.
I bought 5 new pornos yesterday and in all 5 the girls obviously had a Hollywood balloon knot. Even one of the dudes had one.
by Drpun May 16, 2009
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solar balloon

A solar balloon is a miniature hot air balloon, heated entirely by the sun.It's made of black plastic, and the black color easily absorbs heat radiating from the sun. This in turn heats up the air inside the balloon, turning a plain plastic balloon into a high-flying miniature hot air balloon within seconds.
-is that a solar balloon?

-yea' dude it's made up from five plastic bags.Want to help me make a bigger one?
-sure thing!
by solo_sabbath April 9, 2010
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Piss Balloon

A balloon which someone (most likely to be male, and by chance happens to have a pack of party balloons at the time) may piss into at a festival or camping trip, like a waterbomb, if too drunk/tired/cold to leave the tent.
Just be careful not to pop it!
Guy A 'Uh-oh...'
Guy B 'what's up?'
Guy A 'My piss balloon has just exploded'
by paggywaggygumdrops May 5, 2019
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