Baffercating

Baffercating is the act of masturbating to gorilla grip gorilla pussy gorilla porn.

Baff gone full monkey mode, he's baffercating again

by Iamtoan September 19, 2021

BAFF

Bad Ass Father Fucker

Did you see Joleen dl that backflip? Yeah Joleen is a total BAFF!

by Jaques Clouseau December 16, 2021

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

baffed

slang (baffed, baffed out, totally baffed)

very tired, worn out, exhausted

He was totally baffed out after running the marathon.

by Coldrake October 6, 2016

balfour

The fur attached to the testicles

He got so old and they hung so low that he suffered from Scuffed Balfour Syndrome.

by Sir Dusty Balfour January 17, 2005

Ballfish

The extreme fishy smell a man's balls and penis produces when not cleaned properly overly an extended period of time. Though many complain of a "woman's smell" ballfish is truly the worst. Some groups of men will yell out BALLFISH loudly when they smell it .

Once I removed my boxers, it was evident- I had ballfish in the worst way and had to shower.

by Cedric Denk February 8, 2008

Balafel w/Testziki

The lunch you "get" when you piss off your waiter at a Greek restaurant.

I went to Greek restaurant for lunch, but after sending back my Falafel with Tzatziki, what I got back tasted a bit more like Balafel w/Testziki.

by Lauribabe & Harley May 21, 2009