everything bagel

A Jew who believes in the oneness of the world's religions.

David is an everything bagel: He was born a Jew but he also honors Jesus, Buddha, Mohammed, Zoroaster, Confucius, Krishna, Mahavira, and the like.

by Ae5Ea8 April 29, 2015

Flesh Bagel

vagina

Megan Fox has a flesh bagel becuase she is a female.

by funGuyNotGi October 4, 2009

saucy bagel

To be very, very intoxicated / drunk / wasted / smashed.

After your friend drunk dials you, you might say: "Whoa, there! You're a little bit saucy bagel arn't ya?"

by muzeical September 28, 2008

The Queen’s Bagel

Reference to your girl’s tight little asshole. The bunghole. The sphincter.

I’ll be buttering the queen’s bagel tonight.

I declare that’s the queen’s bagel was quite fresh when I poached the hole.

by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018

blood bagel

When your mate has hemorroids and he pushes too hard resulting in a bloody asshole that looks like a bagel covered in blood

"Yo, did you see Rick? Dudes suffering from a total blood bagel"

by Sunbears69 May 13, 2017

Bagel~dick

When someone is really mean all the time and puts no effort into the friendship and goes out of town instead of drinking with their friends.

Drew was being such a bagel~dick when he went to the tennis tournament in Minnesota instead of drinking with us for the wake forest game!

by Druusuuks November 6, 2017

jail bagel

A young boy recently sent to jail

The jail bagel look fresh

by JailBagel69 August 12, 2020