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Shit-eating Badger Fucker 

1) A pejorative term used to describe the lowest forms of human life. For all you know, an 'SBF' could live on your street. Without a very keen nose, you can't be 100% sure.

But you see him watering his begonias, and you see that shit-eating twinkle behind his little bug eyes, and you just know.

This person is a scum-bag, a real twat of a guy.
He`s that fucking weirdo who takes your bus every day.

A shit-eating badger fucker reincarnated: think George Bush`s arsenal, Walt Disney`s looks, and Hitler`s open-mindedness.

2) This term can also be used when a surreptitious exit is necessary.

Simply point in a far off direction and shout, "shit-eating badger fucker!"
while the enemy is distracted, make your escape.

3) A derogatory term used to describe a person who not only engages in sex-acts with the short-legged, heavy-set carnivores from the weasel family, called badgers, but also ingests fecal matter, (whether solely or supplementary to their normal diet).
You see that guy, Mac? I dunno why, but I just get the feeling he`s a real shit-eating badger fucker.

You shit-eating badger fucker!!! You slept with my little sister!!!!

badger eyes 

Badger eyes is a term used to describe the ring of hair people get around their nipples.
"man i wish i could grow a beard, all ive got is these lame badger eyes"
badger eyes by Littlebilly May 7, 2007

badger face 

A girl whose face resembles that of a badger. Often with a vicious personality to match and a similarly unhinged mother badger.
1: Dude, that girl Zoe has a total badger face.
2: The Tulip girl? I know right!
1: Lol
badger face by trent4eva June 17, 2011

Honey Badger 

(n.) A younger person who actively pursues a significantly older person for sexual gratification or romantic purpose. Differentiated from a gold digger by a lack of concern for material wealth or fiscal compensation. From a similar anthropomorphic derivativion as cougar or puma, in this instance the inverse of an older person pursuing a younger person.
That sorority sister went full honey badger for her Professor!
Honey Badger by PRG27 October 24, 2014

badger attack 

An attack from behind, usually with dirty tactics.
Carl used a badger attack and shanked Bill with his shiv when he wasn't looking.
badger attack by Bob Phooman July 12, 2005

Necro Beastial Badger Feltching 

The practice of having sex with a dead badger , then afterwards, drinking the jizzm from its arse.

It should be added here that the Badger should be "a few days old" (rotten) with flies emminating from the skull wound. The animal should also have had T.B.

When you come accross something that is particularly sick you can say to your friends - "that's horrible man, like Necro Beastial Badger Feltching".

A popular evening past time for members of parliament and everyone from the Isle of Man.

Common claim, I wasn't "Necro Beastial Badger Feltching, I was simply looking at the wildlife....."