Moldovan Back Lotion

When a guy jizzes on a girl's back and then rubs it in with his hands.

"I gave her a Moldovan Back Lotion last night."

"He gave me a Moldovan Back Lotion last night. I tried to ask what the hell he was doing, but all he said was, 'CH!'"

by donthavesexwithmoldovans September 5, 2012

God is back from lunch

This is an expression to be used when someone who has been through hell finally has something go right in their lives.

An unexpected blessing, a miracle, to show that God, who had apparently been slacking off for a while, has finally reappeared.

"After an agonizing journey with stage 4 cancer, she found out that the man she has secretly been in love with for 20 years has also been in love with her. Now she's cancer-free, and they're engaged. God is back from lunch."

by SneezyDwarf June 25, 2013

Back to the Future

A kickass 80s movie staring Michael J Fox and Christopher Lloyd about time travel. Directed by Robert Zemeckis

Back to the future kicks ass

by Randy September 29, 2003

we go way back

meaning you've known someone for a long time.

"me and him- we go way back, man."

by AznDragon June 11, 2006

run it back

In any game, most commonly basketball or HALO, it's to keep the same teams and have a rematch.

Jeff: Aight, that was a close game, dude.
Me: Run it back?
Jeff: Yeah, run it back.

by Stach23 June 28, 2007

Tarzan's back

Taken from the old Tarzan movies in the 1960’s where all the male characters had their shirt backs wet with sweat. So if you have been working on a hot day and you have a wet back from sweat/workout you have Tarzan’s back.

Person 1: (Straight in to the fridge for a beverage) Fuck its hot outside, look at how wet the back of my shirt is.
Person 2: Ha, looks like you have Tarzan's Back!!
Person 1: Tarzan’s back?
Person 2: You know when the bad guys were looking for Tarzan & Cheetah they all had wet shirts from the heat.

by Anecdotal December 13, 2012

yak 'n stay back

The yak 'n stay back is the act of vomitting before the bar because you are far too drunk. However, not to be mistaken with the "puke 'n go", the yak 'n stay back involves never making it anywhere. Followers of the yak 'n stay back are left home alone in the bathroom/bed/floor/pool of vomit, and left to fend for themselves, as no one wants to take care of that. Friends of the yakker have a good time without him/her because he/she really isn't all that fun anyways.

Sam: I think I have to pull a "yak 'n stay back" tonight. *vomits more*
Amanda: Peace.

by 313vagina March 8, 2009