Surprise Breakfast

Sitting on your lovers face to wake them up

Dear lord Sheila, you could have showered before that surprise breakfast

by White_Dragon_208 January 21, 2017

Cheesy Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and scrape the fresh morning cheese from last nights activities. Directly from both the tip and surround of the bellend. This is delicious both hot and cold, usually on a platter. Must be presented veiny side up with a side of fresh man yoghurt/girl butter.

I had a really filling cheesy breakfast this morning.

by Qwert123Alan January 18, 2019

Canadian Breakfast

Having a Tim Horton’s medium double double with a joint first thing in the morning.

Hey bud is that Canadian Breakfast you got there? What a beauty eh

by BnSDemon March 5, 2023

Breakfast in Cuba

A mixed drink consisting of malibu rum, pineapple juice, and an umbrella

"Ya I'll have a breakfast in Cuba"

by Boonester December 4, 2016

Georgian Breakfast

A Georgian Breakfast is when you wake up in the AM and proceed to rim your partner before getting out of bed (I'd say "before getting up", but that may not be accurate).

Matt woke up to Jeff enjoying a Georgian Breakfast

by 960xxx October 20, 2021

Cock Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning, notice your boyfriend has a morning wood, and you take full advantage of the situation by giving him head; ultimately swallowing his cum 'for breakfast'.

Man, I woke up this morning with one hell of a morning wood. My girlfriend saw my crotch when I got out of bed, and the next thing I know, she asked me for a cock breakfast! It was fuckin' sweet.

by NavelBoy August 31, 2014

Australian Breakfast

An australian breakfast is when your partner is asleep and you wake them up with oral sex. It's eating out, but down under.

Tomorrow morning, I'm going to treat you to an Australian Breakfast

by manbexarp1g August 28, 2019