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the hairy bollocks

amazing/top quality/really good/better than just "the bollocks"
Man 1: 24-hour drinking in pubs would be the bollocks.
Man 2: Nah, that'd be the HAIRY bollocks!
by Sadie E. Innes-Smith April 11, 2008
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The Dogs Bollocks

A fat neek who takes jokes way to seriously and has no friends.
Also likes to wear swimming trunks to school.
by Built like a chug jug March 19, 2021
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ho shit fuck cunt ass bollocks fuck

1. Hoes that fuck shit cunt bollcks bastard arserape shitty fuck faggot rendering pug fucking cunt beastiality child melasting ball sucking motherfucker, anus cleaning, take your cock out of my German shepard.

2. A small village in North Wales, with the highest population percentage who have been conveticed for beastiality.
1. Fuck off you ball sucking ho shit fuck cunt ass bollocks fuck slag whore motherfucker, it was shit I'm not paying you.

2. Shall we go to hoshitfuckcuntassbollocksfuck for a holiday?
by Chris Hoyle/Henry Beech March 26, 2005
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dog's bollocks

Meaning very good.
Incidentally, the adjective has a somewhat strange history.
It originally comes from Mechano, a British model construction kit. When it first came out in the 50s and 60s, there were 2 different kits available - the Box Standard and the Box Deluxe.

Over time, Box Standard gave birth to the phrase Bog Standard, meaning very average.
Conversely, the spoonerism of Box Deluxe sounds very similar to Dogs Bollocks, for which the meaning of above average was attached.
That's the Dog's Bollocks!
by Conan Reich December 27, 2005
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Billy Bollocks

When you are being told a down right lie.
That's a right old load of Billy Bollocks!
by J D May 9, 2003
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Billy Big Bollocks

1. An individual who thinks they are better than everybody else. Essentially, a prick.
2. An individual who suddenly becomes braver than they normally are. Essentially, a pussy
Billy: Oh hey, do you fancy doing a skydive for charity?
Tilly: Ooh, look at Billy Big Bollocks.
by Pet Wussy July 2, 2020
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Soppy Bollocks

Someone who displays the behaviour or characteristics of Matthew Leonard or Kyle Willman
by dardyarty November 1, 2019
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