Popeyes Biscuit

Dry ass bread that will choke u to death if u dont get water...Oh did i mention that kinappers who want ransom use this to gather more information???

Kinapper: Where's the monkey ate

Kyle: Im not gonna TELLL YOUUUUUUUU!!

Kinapper: I have no choice..

Kyle: ???

Kinapper: Ima shove this popeyes biscuit un ur throat...WITHOUT WATER

Kyle: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Scandinavian Viking October 17, 2021

french biscuit

A small, moist, perfectly-formed turd. Possible origin: cockney rhyming slang with the word "shit".

"I'm proud of that french biscuit I layed earlier", or "Watch out, or I'll lay a french biscuit on your desk"

by Captain Bird's Eye April 21, 2006

fisherman's biscuit

Dipping a biscuit in a women vagina, then eating it

Grab the rich tea, I fancy a fisherman's biscuit

by mitch00uk March 26, 2015

take the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened.

Jeff has always been annoying, but his latest stunt takes the biscuit.

Petrol has always been expensive, but these new prices really do take the biscuit.

by MoogleViper February 06, 2012

gorilla biscuits

slang term for quaaludes used back in the late 70s - early 80s.

It's fun to take some gorilla biscuits and go walking downtown; feels like you're walking underwater.

by soporific714 July 08, 2006

Bang Biscuit

Phrase coined by Dan and the Danettes from the Dan Patrick Show.

Commonly used as an exclamatory word.

Dan: (Shoots and makes a 3 pointer) Bang Biscuit!

by ap28vkngs November 14, 2011

limp biscuit

Several guys stand in a circle around a biscuit (possibly a wheat digestive). They all begin to jerk off, ejactulating onto the biscuit. The last person to cum, consequently, has to eat the soggy biscuit.

by beast May 22, 2003