The Greek god of anagrams. His infamous catchphrase that strikes fear into anyone is, "smoked "sent with lasers"".
by Goladio September 6, 2020
Get the Bennett Goladmug. bennett shut the fuck up
by RivalEntree December 13, 2019
Get the Bennettmug. a funny guy who is attracted to hippies and has a kink for gingers and has the biggest dick imaginable
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can
hes kinda stupid and gay
he is super nice and lemme just say so is that dick
he is funny as hell and is a druggy but that is why you love him
he pisses his pants hourly and poops his pants every minute
hes the best man and gets all the pussy he can
hes kinda stupid and gay
by bruhwhatsgoingon January 9, 2021
Get the franklin bennett carltonmug. a very kind gentle boy. one with faded red hair, blue eyes that you get lost in. he’s incredibly humorous and very sweet. although if you hurt him he will get very toxic but he tries his best to be nice. all the girls love him, he’s tall and skinny. his gentle and kind charm brings a ton of people to him, wether it’s friends or lovers. everyone loves him and tries to be around him. he brings out the best in people and knows how to cheer someone up. i love bennett <3
by natb<3 May 7, 2022
Get the Bennettmug. A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.
Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:
Josh:
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:
Josh:
by 9090alex January 6, 2023
Get the Parker Lee Bennettmug. A former glorious artist famous in r/aceattorneycirclejerk known for making the "Art too good for the main sub series", until he made the foolish and selfishdecision to stop drawing and left the poor members of AACJ starving to tears for peak content
by starterpack February 13, 2025
Get the Kale Bennettmug. 