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bauds

In the song "Wipe Me Down" - fresh kicks, fresh white tall tee's ,fresh NFL hat, fresh bauds wit a crease
by Darrell Pool March 27, 2008
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Brett Bauer

Two words that seem to comprise a name, but are in fact sentence modifiers and word replacements of epic and biblical proportions. They can literally squeeze their way into any sentence in the English language, and should be used to their fullest.
Note, Brett Bauer does not need to appear in order in a sentence, nor does it need to be in its entirety (ie: just "brett" or "bauer" is okay. "Brett my bauer!", "You totally bretted your bauer on your skateboard last night", "The problem with your car appears to be a loose bretters and desperate need of a bauer change"
by The Zamboni October 24, 2008
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Jack Bauer Power Hour

The timeslot where "24" is televised. Literally, an hour (minus commercials) of Jack Bauer (bad-ass counter-terrorist agent played by Keifer Sutherland) using his power (knocking off the bad guys in bad-ass ways).
Dude, want to head downtown, have a few beers and grab some tail?

What are you, nuts? Jack Bauer Power Hour's on! I don't even answer the phone!
by Zipster May 16, 2005
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Baumgartner

Pronounced Bum-gart-ner

Well known for those who have BGS or Baumgartner syndrome. It's a mental disorder that affects several Americans. It involves being a pansy, calling the cops on someone rather then facing them man to man.

Baumgartner is also associated with cowardice and incest.

Mental retardation of Baumgartner is characterized by the wide eyes/bug eyes.
That Baumgartner is a real loser

Look! That Baumgartner is calling the police again!

I gave that Baumgartner a hard look, and he peed himself and ran away.

Look! That retarded blond Baumgartner has sex with her retarded bald uncle and they do coke together!
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Classic Baumohl

A generally large overbearing roomate who tends to lounge around the apartment in awkward positions.
Uhh Ohh... He's pulling another Classic Baumohl!
by iMilkedClarence December 14, 2010
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Baulin

A step below ballin; Made popular by the members of the Honda-Tech.com General Discussion and Debate forum, who created the phrase when the moderator known as BauleyCivic posted a picture of himself making it rain with $1 bills.
"Damn, Rguy has an E55! He must be ballin!"

"No, he has 15 roommates. He's just baulin."
by vtecvoodoo October 15, 2007
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Bauserman

To be physically terrible at anything you try. To be 30 years or older and still hanging around teenagers and trying to succeed at a sport. The act of being the worst possible person you can be.
Phill: Wow you suck at football you couldn't be more of a Bauserman if you tried.

Terry: Did you see that kid totally get rejected by that girl
Chris: I know he has no swag typical Bauserman move.
by Sebduck123 October 16, 2011
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