BPS

A common term used in emergency departments describing a patient who comes in after a crazy Saturday night with abdominal pain.

A CT scan is ordered and reveals a butt plug that has been adventuring the large intestine.

These mornings are best known as “Butt Plug Sunday”

RN 1: they just paged us a 25 year old admit from the ED with abdominal pain. Now we gotta get her sobered up so they can propofol her to pull out a 4 inch dildo
RN 2: sounds like a classic bps

by ChargeRN July 3, 2019

BPS

BPS stands for booty pics

Will you send bps

by Bps lover April 15, 2019

Bps

When you take the actions of being a better player in the situation you are in Hense the name bps (better player situation)

Drew: yo I just destroyed that kid

Beth: yeah your just a bps

by Fuck me daddy papi August 6, 2020

Bps

The actions of when you are a better player in the situation you are in

Drew: dude I just destroyed that kid
Beth: yeah your just a bps

by Fuck me daddy papi August 6, 2020

bps

Bad Penis Syndrome

Everyone is born with BPS, even women, but it's only when you reach your 1000th nut that you develop symptoms.

Symptoms include:

-not being cool
-bad penis
-addiction to the phrase 'you have bps'

Alex: 'You have bps'

Louis: 'incorrect, I'm only on nut 869'

by youhavebps September 22, 2020

BPsexual

BPsexual or BLACKPINKsexual is when u stan BLACKPINK that mean u are BPsexual. IDK what to say... My instagram and tiktok chungha.jennie

Person1: hey you cute. wanna date?

Person2: sorry I'm BPsexual.

Person1: oh nevermind

by Chungha.jennie December 19, 2020

BPSW

Big pants, small wheels. A period in skateboarding, spanning between about 1991 and 1994 notorious for its huge baggy pants and tiny wheels that everyone was riding. The dawn of modern street skating as it were.

Hey baby, wanna go out? I'm pretty big into BPSW. ;)

by Tookapoop July 11, 2021