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Bad Penis Syndrome

Everyone is born with BPS, even women, but it's only when you reach your 1000th nut that you develop symptoms.

Symptoms include:

-not being cool
-bad penis
-addiction to the phrase 'you have bps'

Alex: 'You have bps'

Louis: 'incorrect, I'm only on nut 869'

by youhavebps September 22, 2020