Assbandit

A gay male who sticks his penis up arses

That Carl is a right Assbandit

by biggetybiggetybong May 23, 2003

Assmaster

someone who is the ruler of the assholes. they try to act like their the most awesome person ever, but theyre nothing more than an ass master

"John tried to take my girl from me by doing his dumbass disco rountine"

"what an assmaster"

by Sam Baker May 21, 2006

Aseman

a persian word that means "the maker and ruler of the world".

Aseman bless us

by (******) November 27, 2013

assanine

messed up or screwed up situation
or in a absurd conflict with a person(s)

this is assanine i cant take this (pissed)
this is total assanine when u get busted with a friend or 2 (the situation)
this conversation is assanine (when talking to someone in a absurd conflict)

by nick October 20, 2004

assmaster

One who has mastered the 'ass'.

'No no, Cartman is the assmaster'

by the williams July 11, 2003

assanine

someone with a really nice butt.

Whoa! I give that girl assanine.

by Edison D May 28, 2006

Julian Assange

An Australian-born computer hacker and founder of wikileaks.

Assange considers espionage and cyber terrorism a good thing. He seems to think all government and corporate secrets should be exposed with no regard for who may be harmed or how many lives could be lost.
Wikileaks is damaging fragile international relationships that were on the mend after George W Bush left office. ASSange is arrogant, paranoid and dangerous to government and corporations worldwide!

"Don't shoot the messenger for revealing uncomfortable truths." --Julian ASSange 2010

Julian Assange has revealed U.S. Military and diplomatic secrets that could compromise the missions in Afganistan and Iraq and this could put our soldiers in danger!

by Charles_U_Farley December 14, 2010