ASSIDENT

Having a wet fart, not making it to the bathroom in time, pooping your pants.

Yo dude whats that smell? Sorry bro I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could but had an ASSIDENT before I could sit down.

by jshiestydiety November 12, 2017

assmemble

Pulling a string of nonsense out of your ass in the hopes that "serious people" will find it enlightening and deep.

Mike Allen assmembles words into a vaguely sentence-y form.

by Gnom3y April 21, 2018

Assome

An asshole that is awesome

You’re assome!!! Fuckin’’ assome!!!

by Yomomma13 April 24, 2018

ASSMENE

Pronounced (Ars-may-ne)

To properly preform ASSMENE, one (usually the male participant) must be wearing a lamp shade over their head, whilst naked with an erect pee pee, and dancing take the L from fortnite atop a table.

The performer must chant : ASSMENE 3 times before nutting on the floor.

Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning

Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?

Julie: I walked in on my Tran daughter performing Assmene this morning

Jarrod: hey bro, you wanna assmene with me later?

by BigBird6ix9ine May 24, 2018

assmeel

A disgraceful smell that comes from de ass hole

I can smell a assmeel

by therealsircucksalot June 3, 2018

assimilative

Capable of mentally absorbing

The Greek historiographical tradition is continuous and assimilative

by Jnewton940 May 16, 2018

assmean

- a perfect word to describe someone who is a retarded assh0le.
- a f*cking bitch.

"oh my gahd, she's such an assmean!"

by satan reincarnated October 1, 2018