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blue assault

non alcoholic shot that consists of blue snow cone syrup and monster assault energy drink
by thetut December 25, 2007
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feloniously asalted

The fellow who copiusly over salts the food he plans to share with the group. Nobody but him can stand it and he ends up eating all of it.
We were all craving some chips and salsa. When it arrived Este Vato feloniously asalted the bowl of chips. Now I have the munchies and chapped lips too.
I took this rooka to the movies. She wanted some popcorn and soda. While I was paying for it I looked over and she feloniously asalted the popcorn. I had to go back twice for soda refills and missed most of the movie waiting in line. Pinche huerca!
by masohorrible' February 4, 2010
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Sexual Assault

Congratulations!! You searched Sexual Assault on the Urban Dictionary! Who'd of guessed?
by Redditor1019 February 26, 2020
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AIR ASSAULT SCHOOL

THE TOUGHEST 11 DAYS IN THE ARMY
COMPROMISED OF 3 PHASES. PHASE 1, COMBAT ASSAULT PHASE, PHASE 2. SLING LOAD PHASE. PHASE 3. RAPPEL PHASE, PHYSICAL EVENTS TO INCLUDE 6 MILE ROAD MARCH, 4 MILE RUN, AND 12 MILE ROAD MARCH AT THE END OF PHASE 3. IN MOST CASES OUT OF 220 SOLDIERS, 160 WILL MEET GRADUATION REQUIREMENTS.
AIR ASSAULT SCHOOL IS ONE OF THE ROUGHEST, TOUGHEST SCHOOLS IN THE ARMY
by ASSLT BLACK HAT February 20, 2011
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Textual Assault

His writing was so poetent it constituted a textual assault on our sensibilities
by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009
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asexual assault

Some retarded term christians came up with that means to rape yourself while masturbating.
Dude 1: Hey don't masturbate dude your masturbating dont asexuall assault yourself".

Dude 2: Well hey, maybe i want to asexual assault myself you fuck nugget.
by Lovie Depizza January 20, 2017
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Urban Assault Tactic Sex

Rough sex thru a number of different satisfying ways. Including slapping in the face and choking, good old fashioned throw her in the wall and your gonna take it, hair pulling while saying "your sister was better" alternating penetration from ass to vagina, more choking the bitch out, and making the female do all the things she swore she wouldn't do. Note, a pro will maker her like it too.
I met a new girl who swore she would never do anal, but after a night of urban assault tactic sex, she fell in love with me. Urban assault tactic sex is my patent move.
by chazz michael michaels00 September 3, 2011
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