1. Guy 1: "hey did you hang out with ava last night?"
Guy 2: "yea i did and found out that she's any girl"
Guy 1: "aw man that sucks"
Guy 2: "yea i did and found out that she's any girl"
Guy 1: "aw man that sucks"
by [[[pseudonym]]] May 17, 2018

Jim: Hey mate, that girl at the bar looks quite tasty.
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit
John: Yeah, she looks alright.
Jim: Go and chat her up mate.
John: Ok, here I go.
Random Girl: Hi, can I help you?
John: Any Chance?
Random Girl: Err, no.
John: Shit
by Jim July 19, 2004

by Spleargedass June 10, 2019

What a teacher says in an attempt to get students who have questions to open up. This really does the opposite -- none of the students had the time to come up with a question in the first place, and then when they do come up with a question, they don't ask it because they 'should have asked when it was question time.'
Teacher: There is a fiction assignment you guys will be starting soon, and it'll be due on the 25th. There will be several writing workshops so each of you can get with your partners and read your own stories to each-other. Bring four copies of your first draft this Thursday, you're aiming for 300-400 words, and then hopefully you guys can have a good time bouncing suggestions off of each other. Any questions?
Class: *silence*
Teacher: Alright, class is dismissed. Have a good afternoon.
Class: *silence*
Teacher: Alright, class is dismissed. Have a good afternoon.
by Helispark September 21, 2019

by TJ speaking to Jessica and Christina January 12, 2006

The best thing in the world. Fuck sliced bread.
Her music is great, she's hot, and I don't know anyone who knows about her doesn't like her.
Her music is great, she's hot, and I don't know anyone who knows about her doesn't like her.
by Violetownz January 18, 2008

"Aye yo who ever order me some doordash ill give yo 35 ducks in like 5 days or so , Any takers "
" Its on its way sus its on its way "
" Its on its way sus its on its way "
by Thebestist May 7, 2019
