Banana

Onision.

"Im a banana!" -onision

by Harley_Q February 14, 2017

Banana

A banana is a fruit highly related to the onion they met each other at a party they mated and had a baby that baby they named onision. Onision was not like the other banana or onions on they playground at the first day of school everybody stared at him and laughed. Onison whished he was a banana like his father but he was a human. So he dressed up like one and ran around the house yelling I'm a banana and those words got remixed to a song known to this day called Banana Song.

A Banana looks like a d***.

by Luckymcnuggetsfrick February 19, 2017

banana

1. A widely used measurement unit for length.
2. And also is not a berry-looking berry.

1. "An average person is ten and a half bananas"

2. "Eat this delicious berry"

"But sir, that's not a berry. That's a banana"

"EAT IT."

by guyincog November 2, 2014

banana

Banana, a subscriber of Onision who watches his videos so obsessively they begin to peel their own skin off while cannibalizing themselves to the point of death.

"I'm a banana! Look at me move! YEAH! YEAH!"

by TwentyOneIlas February 16, 2017

Bananas

A tactic to end a phone or video collaboration conversation abruptly, implying that a matter of greater priority has unexpectedly arisen.

My doctor is calling with my test results! Bananas!

by theoldfashioned May 24, 2020

banana

1. A widely used measurement unit for length.
2. And also is not a berry-looking berry.

1. "An average person is ten and a half bananas"

2. "Eat this delicious berry"

"But sir, that's not a berry. That's a banana"

"EAT IT."

by guyincog November 2, 2014

Banana

A fucking yellow edible boomerang with a brown tip.

I am eating a yellow flavored banana, that tastes yellow.

by ImmaFuckingBanana October 10, 2023