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The American Pageant

Pure evil, in textbook format. Over 1000 pages long it's suppossed to prepare you for the AP, while at the same time crippling you from all the carrying and making you blind. American History.
Student 1: yo bro! Wazzup with the deranged look?
Student 2: you know how it is, I had to spend all of yesterday night with The American Pageant.
Student 1: rofl sounds like you had fun.
Student 2: *shoots*
by Lokizzo September 22, 2005
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American Football

American Football linebackers: Ray Lewis, Shawne Merriman, Brian Urlacher
by cmack05 September 19, 2009
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Irish-American

1. An American whose ethnicity is partly or fully Irish
2. A person with both Irish and American citizenship
3. Everybody come March 17th
1. I was born in Boston, but my folks come from Dublin, making me an Irish-American.
2. I was born in Limerick, but moved to New York when I was 17, and became a citizen of America, making me an Irish-American,
3. It's St. Patrick's Day, making me an Irish-American
by WreckingBar December 9, 2018
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American Dad

A cartoon about CIA agent Stan Smith and his family, (son) Steve, (daughter) Hayley, (wife) Francene, (alien) Roger, and (goldfish) Klaus. Despite being created by Seth Macfarlane, the way the jokes are played out are quite the opposite then that of family guy. While taking no quick jab at Family guy, most of it's humor is quick gag jokes, that do not fit the plot, and involve some sort of random flashback. American Dad, however, does not do this and it's jokes can easily be applied to the plot/characters.
Example of this: In American Dad, Steve's friend, Toshi, is often misunderstood as he speaks in Japanese. Thus, the characters interpret it to fit their own mind, and as it's normally the opposite of what he has actually said, it makes a simple, humorous joke without having to use a flashback to randomly go off the storyline.
by Zelrio124 December 15, 2008
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American Horror Story

An amazing, twisted, creepy show. It's about a house that is haunted (and it truly is not as kooky as it sounds), and a family move there for a fresh start.

There are some pretty intruiging characters too, like Addie (sadly she dies) and Violet, and Tate. Tate is basically a phsycopath (but Violet, who is the daughter of the family, goes out with him).

It's quite confusing, and some of the ghosts are a bit scary. That might just because I am a wimp though...

The current series has finished, ending with many many more ghosts in the house. Spooky.
Person 1: Did you see American Horror Story last night?

Person 2: Yeah, Tate shot his whole school up. He's messed up dude.

Person 1: Well, yeah, but so hot. Shame he's dead and crazy.

Person 2: True, life sucks.
by LokiPumpkin December 30, 2011
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african-american

The current, acceptable, feminist-certified, polically correct way to refer to anyone of african descent. Designed to eliminate any unintended racial tension in this hypersensitive, perpetually offended society we've become where people just can't lighten the fuck up anymore.
That's not a poor black guy dressed up as Santa Claus, that's an economically disadvantaged african american exercising the right to achieve monetary compensation by commercially benefiting from the eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival"
by T.Y. July 15, 2004
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Average American

A stereotype, (most common in other advanced countries) which stereotypes the majority of America as extremely obese people who do nothing, (and are often unemployed).
"The Average American is a slob who is incapable of doing anything".
by Ronnie 4 Hire February 18, 2012
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