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Allah give mod is the coolest individual on the planet. He is very sexy and created the universe itself. He will lead the world to salvation and is your dictator. He is also very cool.
allah give mod is so cool

i know
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Allah

Allah is god.
by WTF_UR_PROBLEM March 30, 2025
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Allah akbar

Meaning God Almighty and used in the muslim community, people say it during bombings
I HAVE A FUCKING BOMB, ALLAH AKBAR ( bombs the place)
by NINJAXFIGHTER1234 November 27, 2023
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Allah time

When the end is near.
When it's time to meet the 72 virgins.
KABOOM....it's Allah time bitches
by Profit Muhobbit March 10, 2024
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ALLAH ACKBAR

THE MAN WHO BLEW UP THE BUILDING AND LOVES CRASHING PLANES.
ALLAH ACKBAR , IMA BLOW UP THE BUILDINGS
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Allah

Allah is defined as the God.
Allah was a Pagan god before Islam was invented.
Allah is now known as an Islamic god.
Allah was a Pagan god before Islam was invented.
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Allah

Allah, or better known as Satan (The fallen Angel).

Sam Shamoun
The Quran describes Allah as the best deceiver there is, a liar who is not above using the same evil and wicked schemes of his opponents.

For example, the Quran calls Allah a makr, in fact the best makr there is:

Other texts that identify Allah as a makr include:

Are they then secure from Allah's deception (makra Allahi)? None deemeth himself secure from Allah's deception (makra Allahi) save folk that perish. S. 7:99,

Lest Muslims accuse these lexicons of bias or distortion notice what Muslim scholar Dr. Mahmoud M. Ayoub says when he asks,

"how the word makr (scheming or plotting), which implies deceitfulness or dishonesty, could be attributed to God." (The Quran and Its Interpreters – The House of Imran State University of New York Press SUNY, Albany 1992, Volume II, p. 165; italic emphasis ours)

After listing several Muslim sources he quotes a renowned Muslim expositor named ar-Razi who wrote that,

"scheming (makr) is actually an act of deception aiming at causing evil. It is not possible to attribute deception to God. Thus the word is one of the muttashabihat multivalent words of the Quran." (Ibid., p. 166; italic emphasis ours)

Unfortunately for ar-Razi, the Quran attributes deception to Allah since it identifies him as the best makr there is.

Ayoub also sources one Muslim who actually boasted of Allah being the best conniver/deceiver/schemer etc.,

The real GOD FORBIDs any deception!
Allah is best compared to Satan, as "The Best of the Greatest Deceiver's!"
by THE-INTELLECTUAL June 11, 2024
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