Alchofunk

The smell emitted from the mouth of a person who has been consuming achohol.

That guy has some serious alchofunk.

by JuggaloCujo August 4, 2007

alchemy

the study of transmutation of objects.

alchemy can fix this house with out any efort or teying.

by mike March 28, 2005

alchi

alchol, cuz alchol is way too hard to spell

you gotta bring your own alchi to this party

by tee December 16, 2003

Alcholevel

The measured amount of alchohol a drunk keeps in their body to maintain a professional level of drunkiness

On the week-end Bill keeps his alcholevel at the highest point possible by non stop beer consumption.

by j&billdog March 30, 2010

alchodrugic

A person that is both an alchoholic and a druggie. A low life douchebag that no one loves. A person that laughs at burn victims at the mall. Definately not a dilf. A person that no one should ever date nor be friends with. Complete gaywad. The type a guy that thinks he's thug when he's clearly not. A gross-ass sicko that has a dog-sized dick. A total fucktard.

sextron: I heard Tyler was an alchodrugic.

megaballs: Yep, he's such a low-life cagefighter who doesn't "just talk" to girls.

by rachelcatherineBALLER69 December 24, 2010

alchamy

Aubrey’s weird baby name.

If your kid is named alchamy it will be bullied.

by morgl3 May 11, 2018

The bigger the explosion, the better the alchemist

The better a girl's pussy is, the more her partner will nut.

"My girlfriend is one hell of an alchemist. She made me cum more than I've ever did before."
"What?"
"Haven't you heard? 'The bigger the explosion, the better the alchemist.'"

by JonJae October 9, 2018