Arkansas State Fair

While uncontrollably intoxicated, you pass out mid-stride while fucking. Then, in the morning, you wake up to find your girl left a nice steamy shit surprise sitting on your chest, with the girl nowhere to be found. I hear girls are known for this down south.

That fucking three-toothed bitch took me to the Arkansas State Fair, and I didn't even know it.

by jeff May 13, 2005

arkansas luggage

Foreskin. An uncircumsised penis.

Dan isn't from Arkansas he is actually from Denmark but in Denmark they are uncut that's why becky said he had Arkansas luggage.

I wonder if Bill Clinton has Arkansas luggage...

by tyler holmes May 4, 2006

Arkansas

the worlds biggest field with a few trees and big hills

by english cynic September 26, 2003

Arkansas

Quite potentially the worst of the 50 states of the United States of America. A red state and home of the Red Wolves (formerly the Indians) and more meth addicts than you can shake a stick at. Contrary to what others have said, anyone who has been to, lived in or knows anything about Arkansas can confirm that the state is comprised mostly of redneck hicks, zealots and republicans (often if one is one of these things, they’re the other two as well).

Despite this, the state actually is quite beautiful, earning its name, “The Natural State” quite fairly.

Arkansas is a very beautiful state. Its people, not so much.

by Nalyd Enash July 8, 2018

Port Aransas

The coolest beach town you'll ever go to!

Home of the prettiest girls, superstar athletes, and intellegent minds! Other people diss Port Aransas because they are so outstanding at everything! They throw the sickest parties, midnight cruise, and go to the beach everyday!

Some of the greatest people you will ever meet attend Port Aransas High School...
Anna Roberson,
Rachel Davis,

Taylor Griffin,

Savanah Ortiz,
Savanah Gulliot,
Kelly Owens,

Marian Smith,
Devan Murray,

and...
SHEA ROGERS!!!(:

Guy: Hey man we should go to Port Aransas!
Man: Hell Yeah dude I hear the girls are beautiful and that all the people there are super good at sports and are incredibly intelligent!
Guy: We should go to school there instead of this inbread piece of shit town!

by orangedinosaur November 3, 2011

arkansas

1. To shoot at an animal on the ground in a non-sporting manner.
2. To discharge a firearm in a way that is reckless, yet amusing at the same time.

Jeb threw open the sliding door to the 1987 Dodge Caravan and arkansased an unspecified number of coots sitting on the pond in front of the library, while a dozen empty cans of Busch Light spilled out into the parking lot.

by TBONE1999 May 19, 2006

Russellville, Arkansas

A small southern town in the River Valley region of the vast and populous state of Arkansas. Not to be confused with Dardanelle, the skyline of Russellville shows an intricate array of banks and churches, giving it it's unique character. When walking on the street, one can pick up the distinct smell of animal parts being shredding into dog food at the Rendering Plant. One can also encounter the diverse culture of the Arkansas Tech University campus, consisting mostly of rastas and right wing extremists. If you find yourself at Taco Bell around 1 in the AM, then you can observe these potheads in their natural habitat, munching on ranch Dorito Tacos and listening to Imagine Dragons. The town itself boasts a population of 27,000 people, however with the high number of migrating Mexicans, dumpster babies, nuclear mutations, and hobos, it's roughly the size of Little Rock and Fort Smith combined.

Corliss Williamson: Did you know I'm from Russellville, Arkansas
Everyone Else: No one cares!

by RastaCakes1234 April 1, 2013