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by popopoplo November 29, 2016
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Acorned

The process of publicizing some (but not all) incriminating evidence, then letting the person/organization (the ACORN-ee) involved make statements to the contrary. The ACORN-er then responds with more evidence that proves the statements just made were not only false, but also shows further incriminating evidence.
Mary: Did you hear about Mr. Smith, the high school athletic director? He was breaking regulations by falsifying documents and recruiting four athletes from outside the district for football.

John: Yeah, but he said he would never break regulation and that anybody wanting to join the team outside the boundaries would be "shown the door."

Mary: Well, today they showed a video of him going to the house that the athletes were staying in so they could lie to the school district. The video also shows there's a new pimped-out Escalade for each athlete. Not only that, he was carrying two cases of beer into the house. So he's also contributing to the delinquency of minors.

John: Man, he really got ACORNED!!!

(Mr. Smith proceeds to sue the school district for terminating his employment and the people who caught him giving alcohol to minors, illegal recruitment, giving gifts to student athletes, and falsifying information.)
by 6079SmithW November 23, 2009
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Female breasts. Dark rings around nipples resemble that of the rings of uncapped acorns.
"Dude, you see the acorns on that chick??"
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acordining

is that acordining to you?
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acrynomous

Disputable
'Twould've been different to differntially remain same being met by haughty exiting limo in disdain taking foolish pride in a shoelace honestly done seeming though refusing friendship for acrynomous gain.
by Hercolena Oliver June 17, 2010
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Acorn Cunt

an asshole squirrel that wont leave you alone
by Kokoro-chan September 9, 2011
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Acorn dicking

Acorn dicking describes the occasion in which a person decides to go on a spree of using chipmunks and/or squirrels as pocket pussies. After the act is done, the human proceeds to chuck or punt the tree critter as far as it may go.
“Hey chuck, wanna go acorn dicking today??”
“Ooowiee Chester that sounds like a bright idea for this kinda day”

*proceeds to enact a sexual holocaust on chipmunks* (big oof)
by Bruhbruh420420 September 18, 2019
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