Crib Abuse

When people use you for your house and go there whenever it’s available while you never get anything in return. They abuse the privilege of hanging out at your crib.

“Damn i’m suffering from crib abuse jake and robert always come to my house during the weekend and never invite me to anything.”

by Hayes Lamoureux November 13, 2018

hashtag abuser

One who uses hashtags excessively or creates hashtags incorrectly by using a series of words that would not like be used by anyone other than that person

Beth is a hashtag abuser because she uses a tremendous amount of of hashtags for simple pictures.

by pseu_DAY_nym August 4, 2014

Magical Abuse

Basically it's rape.

i like to magical abuse.

by BigChi123 September 26, 2018

boner abuse

Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.

Just say no to boner abuse!

by ZeketheZookeeper April 9, 2017

peroxide abuser

Poser,thinks the world revolves around them. Bleached hair, claims to skate, lame, messed, what more can u ask of a poser?

"I'm so cool, I did a nollie 360." No you didn't, you peroxide abuser

by right/with/the/world December 19, 2002

hashtag abuser

When you overuse the hashtag symbol, especially on non-Twitter/Instagram apps. Includes having more hashtags than words in your post, adding the prefix "insta" to everything, tagging things that aren't really related, and making hashtags longer than sentences.

FB post: Staffing the ambo today, looking forward to a great shift. #ems #fire #firedepartment #fireandrescue #instafire #instafirerescue #instagood #crossfit #hangingwiththecrew #workinghard #idonthatemyjob #skillstopaythebills #hustleandflow #bringinhomethebacon

"Man that's some serious hashtag abuse."

by user_name July 28, 2014

caps abuse

when someone types or writes in capitals either by accident or on purpose.

this is very common in instant messengers where someone will accidently have caps lock on and then type or accidently press the caps lock button on mid sentence. It looks very annoying and signifys that they constantly shout.

Example 1: what you doiNG LATER ON?
example 2: OKAY I DONT MIND
example 3: I DoNt TyPe WiTh CaPs AbUsE

by Geon106 June 6, 2007