Fuck your apples

An insult, often hurled during drunkenness. Equivalent to go fuck yourself or fuck your ass.

Aaaahhhh, fuck your apples.

by brianbeeez December 7, 2018

Bobs for apples

A sexual position in which the man lies back in a bath and the woman is blindfolded & has her hands tied behind her back, and she has to find the penis and proceed perform oral sex

Sheila is the best at Bobs for apples; she always find the penis on the first try.

by Rahmi75 May 30, 2019

if johnny has 5 apples

It basically is said when someone says something so stupid so you gotta act like theyre a first grader

XxGrimr3aperXX: Is the sky really blue, or is the sky brown and it looks blue cause i have blue eyes???

you: *sigh* if johnny has 5 apples....

by mr walk to school at 5 pm March 25, 2023

Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges.

When you caught someone about to fuck up and you correct them before they make a fool of themselves.

They look at you and say "Why not?".
You look that village idiot in the eye and say "Yeah, but there will be more apples than oranges."

by F-50Rick-C137 December 27, 2018

Chocolate Apples

Inserting the mans testicles into the females rectum, then once ready the testicles are pulled upward and if done right makes a "popping" sound as if opening a cork bottle, then yell BOOYAHHH!!

BOOOYAAHH!!! how you like them chocolate apples?

by Boooyahh!!! December 16, 2008

bobbing for apples

Shopping, searching, scouting, etc. for Apple products to buy.

My old iPod broke yesterday, so I went to the electronics store to go bobbing for apples. That new iPhone sure looks nice...

by TheLightOfDay1 October 6, 2011

deez apples

synonymous with "deez nutz".

Hey there biatch, why don't you bob for deez apples.

by George Pooney April 15, 2008