alaskan tortellini

it is when you jizz in a condom tie it in a knot and then freeze it. And then you throw it at some one.

Alejandro enjoys making alaskan tortellini with his mom.

by mikeydingo November 21, 2009

Alayia

She is a shy girl but very open. She can deal with things in her life no matter how bad. She's a Soldier and wants to be the best at anything she does. She's very funny and goofy and so loving. She's very beautiful even though sometimes she can't see. She very nice and sweet until you do her wrong careful she will hit. This is alayia

"Hi alayia you looking very nice"

"Thank you...you too!"

by Miley watsgood January 15, 2019

alaya

alaya if you have one in your life youi are so lucky eventually she'll prolly fall in love with the name john in middle school alaya is beautiful,smart,cool,funny and so much more words i can't even explain and she's real, SHES FUCKING REAL shes the best girlfriend she'll never cheat she loving and caring and much more if you have her as a girlfriend your'e the luckiest man on earth!!

hey this girl is so lit she must be alaya

N that's on PERIOT alaya

by lmao i speak facts December 3, 2019

Disasta from Alaska

Insulting nickname for Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska, and Vice Presidential nominee for the Republican Party. So named for her lack of intelligence, her right wing radical views, and the fact that she is a complete and total drag on McCain's campaign for President. Like, a disaster...

The fact that the nickname rhymes is just a cool co-incidence.

Joe: Are you voting for McCain?
Bob: You crazy? I don't want the Disasta from Alaska as Vice President!! She's as dumb as a bag of hammers!!

by Precious999 December 9, 2008

Alaskan bitch slap

Right before your about to cum while your chick is giving you oral...pull your cock out and stick your hand out in front of it. Cum onto your hand then slap her in the face.

Christy ended up in the hospital because Tyler gave her the hardest alaskan bitch slap she's ever had.

by H T H August 29, 2007

Alakazam

A psychic pokemon owned by Sabrina. Alakazam is the evolved form of Abra. With moves like Kenesis, Psybeam, Confusion and Psywave - Alakazam can easily fuck your shit up. An Alakazam can even bend spoons with its mind.

Sabrina: "My Alakazam won't obey me!"
Ash: " Have you tried spooning with it?"

by ProfessorPsychic March 9, 2010

Alaskan Alarm Clock

The act of waking someone up by ejaculating on them.

Rip Van Winkle would not wake up until he received an Alaskan Alarm Clock.

by Chief Ten Peckers February 15, 2010