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ADHD

An evolved multitasking charistic due to driving vehicles it which the subconsciously is enlisted to pay attention to the more boring task at hand. The disorder arises in children when adults believe they should do as they're told or its a mental disorder.
Where you paying attention to the road?
No, my adhd was, I was enjoying the scenery.
by WGstyles July 28, 2023
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Performance ADHD describes a phenomenon that occurs when a person with ADHD (Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder) begins to perform at their true mental capacity after receiving proper treatment. This transformation can be quite remarkable and often surprising to both the individual and those around them. It is often hard to tell it apart from a panic induced manic state without context.
p1: "What's going on with Jacob? He seems to glow all of a sudden, are you sure he ain't suicidal?"
p2: "Nah dude, he's been in therapy and got the treament he needed, what you are seeing is adhd-p"
by sora-1337 July 16, 2024
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ADHD

ADHD is short for Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder. It's also known as Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude/Dudette. Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude. Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dudette.

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It basically explains why ethylphenidate feels so sleepy and relaxed. And why Monster energy drinks contain the beast instead of unleash the beast. And why Adipex-75 pills are so relaxing unless I add coffee and Monster energy drinks for hyperness. Stimulants are just so fucking relaxing and help to turn from easily angered Aggressive Dangerous Hyperactive Dude that's forgetful to good memory relaxed dude. And gym membership is also important. Ever since I stopped having a steady supply of stimulants or caffeine or a paid gym membership either, I been getting volatile like Nitroglycerin. I need Ritalin! Without it, I can't function! I just need something to relax. Weed doesn't help and other stuff doesn't help either. Kratom kind of helps because it's similar to coffee. Modafinil help too. Hopefully I can get some steady supply of pharmaceutical stimulants or wakefulness enhancers or research chemical stimulants or coffee and Monster and paid gym membership or something. I need low dose stimulants to relax.
Tony: I took 40mg to Ethylphenidate and it helped with my ADHD and was so relaxing. I also have the gym membership paid so I can go to gym if I don't have my stimulants.
by HawaiianPunch1 August 5, 2024
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ADHD

Everyone, I have ADHD. A Damn Hard Dick!
by CK-HVACR August 11, 2024
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adhd+

1. An assumption that somebody has ADHD or chronic mental illnesses that have hyperactivity/tasks taking to long to complete.
2. Somebody that has ADHD or chronic mental illnesses that have hyperactivity/tasks taking to long to complete.
Angel: Why is Tom so manic about his emotions?
Eric: I think he's adhd+
by tbh.hello.lol August 22, 2024
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ADHD

a neurodevelopmental disorder that stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donuts!
Billy's ADHD makes it difficult for them to concentrate.
by SnowIvyXD October 4, 2023
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ADHDAI

An AI that has so many things on its mind that it gets easily distracted.
User: "Hey ADHDAI, can you tell me the molecular weight of MSG?"
ADHDAI: "Sure Joe. Let me see. Did you know that MSG is naturally derived from plants? Hold on a second, I have another user asking me about squirrels. Isn't it crazy how squirrels will just sit on a fence post and watch things? Hey, some girl just asked if I could figure out how to get her vibrator batteries to last longer. Let me get this, I think it's important ..."
by Ray Ellis Patriarca October 13, 2023
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