Adam

an idiot who thinks he knows everything and is really bad at everything
he is an Adam
by thelaststar1919 September 16, 2019
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Adams

a person who knows everything to do with military operations because he served a tour at Fort Bragg in the military.
When attempting to be awarded the Distinguished Honor Grad at WLC, pulling an "Adams" will allow you to exceed the standards in such a way that everyone in the class realizes that you're not only better than them, but that you were "tactically-birthed" at Bragg and therefore will destroy the competition for said award at all costs.
by Mr. Money Bags May 29, 2013
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Adam

A hard-headed Man, other-wise known as A Marine!
Is always being such a Man, claims to be fine after enduring mortar fire and car accidents that include fire and explosions.

Must be a lucky charm to have around.
Your are such an Adam, for not going to get X-rays after being in a major accident.
by insane jane October 05, 2009
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a dumbass who pretends to like you for 4 months and then goes out with your best friend
"Hey i have something to tell you, i am going out with you best friend ****"

"why would you do that Adam???"

"cuz i never really liked you, and she is hotter then you"
by Megs<3 August 15, 2008
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A prepubescent-sounding male who works at Mcdonald's for a living stealing various plastic utensils from his corporation. Tries to make his voice deeper to gain attention of fellow women, but fails miserably.
oh Hoy Hoy Hoy Hoy Hoy is how Adam's laughter goes.
by Mista desperashun December 07, 2007
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Adams

A small mountain valley town in Western Massachusetts where 60% of the population are old reckless drivers who never made it to Florida to die, and the rest of the town consists of high school jocks that impregnated their cheerleader girl friends right out of high school and now work at Walmart for rest of their lives.
If your 25 still can't let go of your glory days as a jock in high school and have and 10 year old son then you would fit right in collecting your food stamps in adams.
by Wally Kason August 17, 2006
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Adam

Smallest dick in the universe. Adam can't even reach the pussy
Adam could not reach the pussy with his micro dick
by Fuck i April 17, 2017
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