A Newton's apple is the practice of dumping on a chick's head while she is unaware you backed up to her from above. The unexpected impact of your turd against her skull will remind her of the principle of gravity, just as was Sir Isaac Newton when he sat beneath the apple tree.
This one ho dropped my cell phone, so I demonstrated the shitty effect of gravity by giving her a Newton's apple.
by K White July 20, 2008
Get the Newton's applemug. Newton Massachusetts is a totally pathetic city that thinks that its too cool for the rest of the world. You can't get by in Newton without owning all clothes from abricrombie, having a different pair of solows for every day in the year, at least 6 pairs of uggs and a bunch of northface jackets. Everyone goes to national jean with their daddy's credit cards everyday of the week.
by NEWTONITE! July 29, 2008
Get the Newton Massachusettsmug. When one person wears a Newton wig and puts an apple on their head and another shoots it off with jizz.
by sloppynewton1 May 2, 2010
Get the Sloppy Newtonmug. by alex koz October 17, 2006
Get the Newton Massachusettsmug. Sarah newton is a hoochie mamma with one sexy hinnie. She has a loving heart and a kind nature. She smokes more weed than Bob Marley cause she's off her nut! She's truly amazing even though her farts are stinky💩
by i love sarah newton March 10, 2017
Get the Sarah Newtonmug. A person who is not particularly intelligent or good looking but has an extraordinary ability. Generally speaking they wouldn't usually excel in life but are seven feet tall and can throw a ball. In rare cases they have a touch of tard and play for the Carolina Panthers.
bro 1: "Dude that's just wrong."
bro 2: "What you mean."
bro 1: "That man's obviously mentally challenged and they force him to throw a ball around and cover it up by telling him he's superman and give him all the yogurt he can eat."
bro 2: "Yeah man saw his game the other night every time he scores his little heart gets so excited he has a mini stroke."
bro 1: "Heard they tell him it's just a dance move and now his whole team mocks him."
bro 2: "It's indeed sad bro the kids used to cry when they saw his separated eyes and shrek ears but dammit they love those footballs."
bro 1: "Yep that's a Cam Newton for sure"
bro 2: "What you mean."
bro 1: "That man's obviously mentally challenged and they force him to throw a ball around and cover it up by telling him he's superman and give him all the yogurt he can eat."
bro 2: "Yeah man saw his game the other night every time he scores his little heart gets so excited he has a mini stroke."
bro 1: "Heard they tell him it's just a dance move and now his whole team mocks him."
bro 2: "It's indeed sad bro the kids used to cry when they saw his separated eyes and shrek ears but dammit they love those footballs."
bro 1: "Yep that's a Cam Newton for sure"
by Buckda95 October 14, 2016
Get the Cam Newtonmug. A nickname for the new Camel Infused cigarettes. These cigarettes taste quite similar to thee Fig Newton.
by jesus_saves_the_day May 18, 2007
Get the Fig Newtonmug.