Fap Roulette

A trend of posing conditions to a masturbation (fap) session. Such as what objects to use, what images/videos to use, how long, what hand, where to end, what to wear, etc. and these decided by the chance of random numbers (roulette) by any number generator, especially the number given to the comment/post in sites such as 4chan.
Damn it! My fap roulette says I have to wear girl panties. If I don't do it, I lose the thrill next time I use the fap roulette. If I do it, bad on it's own terms.
by Virtualban November 17, 2013
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Slap Fap

Masturbating oneself by slapping the genitals in an aggressive and repeated fashion.
Roger loves the pain and pleasure derived from a goood slap fap.

Mary's pussy was red and swollen after her slap fap.
by Eaton Holgoode April 11, 2017
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Chap Fap

Using a tube of Chapstick to slather and lube up your penis for a good old fashioned fap and wank.
Carl needed to rub one out but found his jar of bacon grease empty. So he grabbed a tube of chapstick and buttered up his cock and balls and nutted to a Chap Fap.
by Eaton Holgoode March 01, 2017
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Google Faps

Analysing Google new projects such as Google+ social network, Google Faps will probably be the next big porn portal.
Dude, I saw an amazing new gangbang over Rebecca Linares on Google Faps! I'll send it to you as soon as I clean my hands!
by Yuyu2809 August 03, 2011
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ninja fap

The art of masturbating in a high/semi-high traffic area in your home or in a public area without anyone catching you or being suspicious of anything.
All of a sudden I got really aroused in a public place so I had to ninja fap
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fap shaming

To belittle someone for masturbating excessively.
Me: I was watching some lit-ass porn last night and I fapped like 4 times to it.

Friend: You shouldn't masturate so much. It's not healthy.

Me: Stop fap shaming me you fat-ass piece of shit!
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Wisdom Fap

When a male/female masturbates to gain better understanding of a situation usually clouded by libido.
"Lisa is a 8/10 but absolutely crazy, should I date her? Better have a wisdom fap to get a better idea."
by Neuron November 28, 2014
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